How dysfunctional was your Christmas?

Haha! Congratulations for being able to graduate early! You must have worked very hard and surely deserve it! Your story almost made *me* choke - you could make a movie out of that! I was only going to mention that my parents have begun trapping and selling and murdering wild squirrels and my 4-year old nephew got a *real, professional* grade slingshot from Santa and my father-in-law kept calling me by my husband's ex's name and we had to watch the ham sit out for an hour before everyone could finally get around the table before praying and digging in (shudder..) Anyways, thanks for making me feel better :-)